Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31984466-20170718172458/@comment-34668827-20170810021304

Banned for being so lit the light blinded an old lady walking down the street, causing her to collapse, causing a man driving his car to swerve while being blinded by the light, hit another car, and be late to work, and not contribute his important research on nanomaterials, causing humanity to not be able to mass produce nanomaterials in time, causing a girl named Bob to not get her head cut off by a nanomaterial, causing her to be able to build a time machine and travel back in time to the 20th century, grow old, then decide to go on a stroll one day, heading for the town park, and collapse on the road when a sudden light appeared, and cause a man driving his car to smash into another car, delaying a boy named Jane Doe to not hack Roblox on May 18th, causing a Robloxian named HiImANoob to eat a hamburger and blox somebody, causing that somebody to rage and smash their computer, when her father, Jill, who had been in a car crash after a strange blinding light appeared, exchanged insurances with another person, and realized that his daughter's computer had been broken, and rushed home immediately in his broken car, causing his car to explode, nearby an old lady that had collapsed on the road, causing her to be rushed to the hospital, and meet a young girl who had smashed her computer in rage after being bloxxed, then realize that was her before she invented the time machine, and realize that she was in a room with herself, and immediately cause a paradox that destroys the world, except a Magikarp, which immediately used Splash.

The moral: Be a Magikarp.