User blog:Dronian/On Vaktus

Hey, I've been hearing rumors that there might be a complete takeover of this wiki planned by the Vaktovian Empire, similar to last year. I, personally, will try to revert any vandalism caused by them. However, there might be a chance that I might be

HAIL VAKTUS

UNDER VAKTUS' ORDERS, I WILL TURN THIS WIKI BACK INTO THE FORMER GREAT WIKI THAT IT WAS. ANYONE WHO OPPOSES WILL FEEL THE HAND OF THE VAKTOVIAN EMPIRE.

HAIL VAKTUS

Edit 1: Agh, stupid Vaktovians! This is Dronian, again. I fear that at around 3:45 PM PST, they might overthrow me again, and change the wiki to the...ugh, Vaktovian Wiki. Be prepared.

Edit 2: WE HAVE RETURNED

NOW FEEL OUR WRATH. WE SHALL START "VAKTOVIANIFYING" EVERY ARTICLE TO MENTION VAKTUS TOMORROW. AS OF NOW, USE THESE TEMPLATES TO SHOW YOUR VAKTOVIAN PRIDE. IT IS MADATORY THAT YOU DO THIS, IN ORDER TO NOT BE BANNED. THEY ARE USER VAKTOVIAN MEMBER AND USER VAKTOVIAN LOVER.

Edit 3: Agh, they've gone and done it. I can't really change it back the why I am now, but I can guarantee  that it'll all return to normal by 9 PM PST.

Edit 4: I think I can change the colors of the wiki back to normal. Anything else I can't do.

Edit 5: I've finally done it. The Vaktovians shall no longer be on this wiki anymore. Also, April Fools!