Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26397550-20171224153326

Welcome to this week's wiki game thread! This week's game, as voted by you, is Corrupt-A-Wish

How to Play
You're tasked with granting wishes, but you must always add a silly, negative twist to the wishes to corrupt or worsen them. Example: Player 1: I wish for a pet cat. Player 2: Granted, but your cat is mean and scratches you a lot.
 * Try to corrupt what they asked for (see example below) instead of just giving them something different (ex. I wish for a cat- granted but it's a dog)- we won't always delete if you do this, but it's more fun (and actually works properly) if you actually just corrupt what they asked for.
 * Be creative, and have fun!

Rules

 * You are corrupting wishes, not denying them. You must grant the wish- but add a negative/evil twist.
 * Do not demand your wishes are left as is or try to add some rule that they can't worsen them. This is not Make-A-Wish-Better.
 * Wishing another user to die, or saying that someone/something kills them, will be considered a death threat and will result in a block from the wiki.

And remember general rules:
 * Keep ALL posts related to the game! Posts about anything else, including meta-posting (ex. asking why posts were deleted), will be deleted.
 * Posts about the game that do not follow the game's rules may also be deleted.
 * Do not quote the original post, or anyone else's post. Posts involving quotes entirely will be deleted, posts that follow the rules besides quoted posts will be edited.
 * Please post on my message wall or the meta thread if you have questions about the new policy or the game.
 * Be nice. Do not do anything in the intent to harass, ridicule, or attack another user.
 * No death threats, including saying something kills a particular person.
 * Do not upload images solely to use to respond to this thread.
 * Remember other commentary rules, such as keeping everything child-appropriate, even if it is not directly said.

 