Catalog:Elite Gift of Hax0r

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The Elite Gift of Hax0r was a gift in 2007 that you could have gotten by sending JohnCarmack a message. It gave you the Night Vision Goggles.

Trivia

 * The user JohnCarmack is most likely based on the real-life John Carmack, the founder of id Software, and programmer of Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, Quake, and other games.
 * The description translated from leetspeak to English is "Telamon knows if you've got root on some poor dude's box! What's inside? This box is green and reminds you of The Matrix (only the first one, the second two were dissappointments). You shake it... oh no! It sounds like something you shouldn't have shaken... inside you found the Night Vision Goggles!"