Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26397550-20180520192020

Welcome to this week's wiki game thread! This week's game, as voted by you, is Corrupt-A-Wish

How to Play
You're tasked with granting wishes, but you must always add a silly, negative twist to the wishes to corrupt or worsen them. Example: Player 1: I wish for a pet cat. Player 2: Granted, but your cat is mean and scratches you a lot.
 * Try to corrupt what they asked for (see example below) instead of just giving them something different (ex. I wish for a cat- granted but it's a dog)- we won't always delete if you do this, but it's more fun (and actually works properly) if you actually just corrupt what they asked for.
 * After that, make your own wish! Please avoid loaded wishes that require something nonsensical to answer, other nonsense text, and make sure your replies make sense. We may remove it otherwise.
 * Be creative, and have fun!

Rules

 * You are corrupting wishes, not denying them. You must grant the wish- but add a negative/evil twist.
 * Do not demand your wishes are left as is or try to add some rule that they can't worsen them. This is not Make-A-Wish-Better.
 * Avoid loaded wishes that require any corruption to be nonsensical to be answered. Avoid posting content that doesn't make any sense.
 * Wishing another user to die, or saying that someone/something kills them, will be considered a death threat and will result in a block from the wiki.

And remember general rules:
 * Keep ALL posts related to the game! Posts about anything else, including meta-posting (ex. asking why posts were deleted), will be deleted.
 * Posts about the game that do not follow the game's rules may also be deleted.
 * Do not quote the original post, or anyone else's post. Posts involving quotes entirely will be deleted, posts that follow the rules besides quoted posts will be edited.
 * Please post on my message wall or the meta thread if you have questions about the new policy or the game.
 * Be nice. Do not do anything in the intent to harass, ridicule, or attack another user.
 * No death threats, including saying something kills a particular person.
 * Do not upload images solely to use to respond to this thread.
 * Remember other commentary rules, such as keeping everything child-appropriate, even if it is not directly said. Comments are required in English.

 