Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-5406957-20121212213205/@comment-26067504-20150714195543

TheGuyDudeDude wrote: Roblox Updates in a Nutshell

DAY 1: You gotta pay 5 robux every time you want to join a game!

DAY 2: You gotta pay 10 robux every time you want to join your friends game!

DAY 3: You have to pay 2x more money to get BC, TBC or OBC!

DAY 4: You only get 1 robux everyday from BC, 2 Robux everyday from TBC, and 3 Robux from OBC! also BC is $100 for 6 months, TBC is $300 for 6 months, OBC is $600 for 6 months

DAY 5: You get 80% less robux from purchasing robux!

DAY 6: You now only get 'Sad Feelings' from trading in tix with trade currency!

DAY 7: You have to pay $20 to download roblox!

DAY 8: You have to pay $40 everyday to robux or else your account will be deleted FOREVER!

DAY 9: Every item on roblox now costs 1Billion+ robux!

DAY 10: Once you buy roblox you have to buy any BC or else your account gets deleted. (We're really desperate for money...)

DAY 11: You're not allowed to create good games. now you can only create false advertising games and '18+ DON'T COME IN GAME ITS SCARY' games.

DAY 12: You must pay 1$ every minute in order to keep your account!

DAY 13: Your character must look like an od'er for the od'er apocalypse 2015 or else your account will be banned!

DAY 14: Roblox is now an online dating site for spoiled 6 year old screamers.

DAY 15: Your character must have a beard in order to keep your Roblox account!

DAY 16: Roblox is now known as, OnlineBloxxor!

DAY 17: This is totally not a copy of eHarmony, you can click the 'Blox' button on a player u like.

DAY 18: You must have at least 100 bloxes to keep your account

DAY 19: The end is near...

DAY 20: OnlineBloxxor has been shut down by an angry mob of parents and the US government because this website is apparently the scariest creation on the Internet.

This is how ROBLOX is really going to end... get in this spam shield i totally didn't copy and paste! (i actually didn't copy and paste i just mashed random buttons on my keyboard)

723846347864237+_BHJEFGBUJE++#@$@^!$+EFHWYURBF+@#R)@#*T$^RWDSVDUYIUL* Day 21: New Government is picked because they fired OnlineBloxxor Day 22: OnlineBloxxor goes back on Day 23: They Add Oder NPCS all over in our games Day 24: Minecraft Animations are put into the game Day 25: This game gets full of 7 Year Old Screaming Children! Day 26: Every roblox catalog item becomes 29 Octillion Robux Day 27: The End Of Roblox Ends Day 28: Guests can Now Talk! Day 29: Exploiters Ruin OnlineBloxxor Day 30: Band Of Exploiters gets banned Month 1 Day 1: Uhh what day is it? Month 1 Day 2: Global Lightning is now Implemented Month 1 Day 3: Global Lightning is now timed to sunrise and sunset within 3 minutes

Month 1 Day 4: OnlineBloxxor gets abandoned by RobloxHQ People Month 2: Still Abandoned Month 3: OnlineBloxxor HQ Gets Built In Joliet, IL Month 4: Still Abandoned Month 5 Day 29: Gets worked on again Month 5 Day 30: All players cannot jump again Month 6 Day 1: Oderacolypse begins Month 9 Day 27: Oderacolypse Ends Month 9 Day 28: Old Roblox Users Fights back Month 9 Day 29: New OnlineBloxxor/Roblox Role - Old Roblox users are called "Elder Scrolls"

Month 9 Day 30: The Elder Scrolls Fight begins as an Event Month 10 Day 1: Super Omega Places are invented Month 10 Day 2: if you leave the event your banned from OnlineBloxxor Month 10 Day 3: Everyone comes to the event Month 11 Day 12: Everyone SFes at the Event Month 11 Day 13: The Elder Scrolls Fight Begins at the game Month 12 Day 30: The Elder Scrolls Event Ends (Winner Will be Declared in a few years)

Year 3 Month 1 Day 12: OnlineBloxxor Declares the winner "The Elder Scrolls"

Year 10 Month 12 Day 12: The Elder Scrolls Gets freedom while Oders Stay in the state of "OnlineBloxxor"

Year 12 Month 12 Day 12: Egg Hunt 2023 Begins Year 19 Month 12 Day 13: The Elder scrolls Ditches the Event Year 29 Month 10 Day 28: Guess what OnlineBloxxor is now 39 Year 29 Month 11 Day 10: Giftsplosion and Onlinebloxxor 39 event Happens Year 30 Month 12 Day 1: Onlinebloxxor Gets Raided By The Elder Scrolls Year 90 Month 10 Day 12: The Elder Scrolls Banned all the Oders and They Edit the site to "Roblox v2.0" Year 90 Month 10 Day 13: They Celebrate Roblox v2.0's 100th Year Year 90 Month 10 Day 14: Roblox v2.0 Becomes 100 after the Event

Year 110 Month 10 Day 13: The Elder Scrolls Makes New Rules and Removes OnlineBloxxor's Rules (Roblox v2.0 becomes 110) Year 110 Month 10 Day 14: Good Quality Games comes back Year 110 Month 10 Day 15: PS3 and PS4 Version Of the Roblox v2.0 is released Year 110 Month 10 Day 16: Roblox v2.0 gets "Game Of The Year" Reward

That's a Happy Ending (To Be Continuted)