Catalog:Opened Inscrutable White Gift of the Primes

"Telamon knows if you're a prime candidate for this gift! What's inside? The box is stained with the tears of a thousand mathematicians. You shake it... sounds like the box is full of loose papers. Inside you find Failed Proofs of the Riemann Hypothesis!"

The Inscrutable White Gift of the Primes was a gift box that you could have gotten by having a prime number User ID. It turned out to reveal the Failed Proofs of the Riemann Hypothesis.