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The Adventures of a Robloxian Noob

By: TheFinalOnesLeft

Formed in a style of a journal

Written on a IPad Gen 4. Will be updated daily

Day One

Date: July 26, 2038

Setting: The Internet

Zooming through the Internet was Zack Reed-Wilson, travelling through website and links. Walking though virtual worlds and dashed between augumented buildings. He was going to a cave, filled with abandoned websites and technology. He opened the crack in the fence, pushed it higher and walked through. The cave was just up ahead. He carefully tip-toed through the sea of barbed wires and mines. It was forbidden to go past the boundaries the Company set up. The Company controlled the Internet. They'd won it in a contest for hackers. The prize was the Internet. They set up rule by rule in the Internet for all to follow. The part Zack was traveling through now was the Dark Web, a dark deep place full of scams and bot and worse, the Black Market. Zack finally got to the cave. "Hey Zack", said the group of friends already at the cave. "Ready to salvage the cave junk?", said Chris. Zack nodded, "Yeah, let's go now". They ventured into the cave. After an hour or two, they decided to head back. "Nothing good today" said Zack. "Yeah, all we got was some links and code" replied Emily. They stopped. A huge pile of sites were piled on top of each other. "Dang it, the SiteStealers got here again!" said Jacob. They tried moving all the sites but it was too heavy. "I think we're stuck inside." said Chris. "I guess we're staying overnight" joked Holly. "Well, try to find a good site to stay in for now" said Zack. "We gotta stay until someone saves us, at least we don't starve." They'd found a damaged and worn site. "Not bad" joked Emily. "Hey hey, better than nothing" replied Zack as he walked in. He found a room for everyone. The last words he saw was Roblox and a Welcome Message from builderman.

Day Two

Date: July 27, 2038

Setting: ???

Something woke Zack up. He opened his eyes. First a head, then a hand. He saw a person. "Hey sis, what's up?" mumbled Zack. His eyes focused. It was Emily and Chris waking him up. "Ughhhhhh" moaned Zack. It wasn't a dream, it was a real event. Zack got up and found the breakfast room. This must be a hotel I'm in. Something's flashed in front of his eyes and he dropped his bacon and eggs. The rest of the group rushed in at the same time. "Hey, have you guys seen the flashing lig-." The door banged. The door banged again. "Whuh oh" joked Jacob, "RUN!" They took off running eventually reaching the attic. The monster came up the stairs. A window was broken. "Jump?" asked Holly. Zack ignored her and started to study the monster. It was blocky and was wearing some sort of armor and a white hat with spikes coming from the side. "I am a Blox Knight, state your purpose" shouted the mysterious monster. "We've come from the Internet, search engine 4, server 148." replied Zack. "We come in peace." "If that's the case, follow me" replied the Blox Knight. The group followed the Blox Knight. He led them out of the hotel and into a field. "System Command, /kidnap ID 178, 179, 180, 181, and 182" whispered the Blox Knight. Immediately, a grey van pulled in front of everyone. The Blox Knight shoved them in. "Bring them to HQ, Eric, but don't mess up again like last time. I can't clean more ravioli before barfing on your shoes!" shouted the Blox Knight. "Jeez jeez, I'll do my work, C0mmunity." replied Eric. The van pulls away. "Well, get comfy, it'll take 2 days to get to HQ. I can't just teleport like I did before." said Eric. The group sighed and found pillows behind them. They got comfy as they were told and lay down.

Day Three

Date: July 29, 2038

Setting: Roblox HQ - Prison

"WHHHHHHHHNNNNNNEEEEEEWWWWWWWW" was what they heard when they woke up. "The heck? Where are we?" replied Zack. That is what you call a rhetorical question. Up ahead was Roblox HQ, the place where items are made, the developers code and the monitors look though thousands of millions of reports a year. "Get up, we're almost there" said Eric. "Ah ah ah ughhh, my back" replied Chris. They got out of the van and were cuffed by the Blox Knight at the entrance. They were led into the Headquarters and reached a dark black door. "This is black iron, one of the toughest and most expensive material in Roblox. If we're breaking out, we're not going this way" Holly whispered to the group. The Blox Knight led them to a big cell with 7 rooms. "Roomy" whispered Zack. "You know I can hear you right? Either way, your only getting special treatment since you've got some info the boss needs" replied the Blox Knight. They were shoved into the cell and the door was locked, bolted, locked again, and electronically locked using magnets. 2 more door were locked with even more security. There wasn't even a hatch to give food in since there were so many doors to pass through. To solve that problem, they teleported food from thin air into the room on a table. The cell was divided into 7 rooms, 5 for each member of the group, one for relaxing and one for everyday use. Security cameras were everywhere. The second Zack went into the cell, the eye of a teddy bear catched his eye. It was glistening black and as soon as the Blox Knights left, Zack pulled out the teddy bears eye and crushed it under his feet. Since there's wasn't much to do other than watch TV, they all decided to go to sleep. It was getting late anyways.

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